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Anonymous asked: Are peach smoothies basically peach ketchup?

are we going back on this omg

i dON’T KNOW

SMOOTHIES

KETCHUP

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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runwaystreet14 asked: TAG, you're it! The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the fifteen nicest people on tumblr. <3

Thank you!

I do not like these things though, oh gosh.

1. I have such a fascination with nature.

2. I think it’s really cool how humans are capable of so much emotion.

3. I enjoy pressing flowers.

4. My favourite colour is rainbow.

5. For some reason, sometimes I don’t spell like an American. I think I picked it up from talking to too many Canadians online and people from the UK and such.

6. My dog and I are twins.

7. I have a lot of issues finding motivation for generally anything in life.

8. I don’t like how one side of headphones go out a lot. What is that?

9. I think it would suck to be a shark dentist.

10. I wish people would offer me more than a penny for my thoughts.

every time i kiss you, i want you to feel how much i love you.

i wish there was a way i could express just enough

but even if i roped every star down from the skies

that would be so selfish

and they wouldn’t amount to your eyes

which i see galaxies in anyway

planets 

hold on to me

i’m keeping you close

i’m keeping you near

there’s nowhere else i would rather be

than with you here

under a bridge

surrounded by art

give me your hands

and i’ll give you my heart

lovesmyfizzy:

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

There is nothing to argue about this post because it is nothing but the truth.

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aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.

yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post

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Anonymous asked: whats your star sign?

leo. :)

deanisanactualprincess:

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

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